My Top 9 Favorite Movies of 2010

Continuing a yearly trend here is a list of my favorite movies of 2010. At the bottom of this post, is the pool of the roughly thirty-five movies that were released in 2010 and that I saw.

Vying for position number 9 are two really good animated movies. Both How to Train Your Dragon and Toy Story 3 are heartfelt and entertaining, I would easily recommend either for kids or adults alike. That said, my 9th favorite movie of 2010 is Toy Story 3. I don’t love everything Pixar does as much as everyone else, but the Pixar story telling skill really elevates Toy Story 3 above How to Train Your Dragon. I left both movies thoroughly entertained, but Toy Story 3 also left me moved a little teary-eyed.

I saw a lot of really good comedies this year that did not make the list, movies like Hot Tub Time Machine, MacGruber, Get Him to the Greek, Dinner for Schmucks, The Other Guys, and Easy A. While all of these movies are very funny, movies 7 and 8 stood out over these movies by being slightly more funny but more importantly by being better stories. Both movies are hilarious and developed characters that I cared about. My 8th favorite movie of 2010 is She’s Out of My League. My 7th favorite movie of 2010 is Date Night.

Number 6 needs no explanation or introduction, my 6th favorite movie of 2010 is Inception. Inception is a intriguing, exciting blockbuster. The film is made good by flawless film making and acting, but made great by crispness in story that is usually lacking in science fiction. My only issue with this film is largely unfair, I expected the movie to be less direct. Based on all the hype, I was expecting a real twist at the end. While the ending is certainly good and intelligently ambiguous, I need my heist movies to have a reveal at the end that reorientates everything you just saw, and that was not present.

My 5th favorite movie of 2010 is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. The way the story is told – dynamic distortion of time and place, wonderfully vibrant visuals, and pitch perfect comedy – is as fantastic as the story itself. Furthermore, the action is great and I am still 100% on the Michael Cera bandwagon. All of that said, I spent the entire movie thinking “I am seeing an awesome movie”, without ever feeling it. This movie is definitely less than the sum of its parts, and I failed to connect with it for some reason I don’t fully understand. That said, I strongly recommend it, and it is the only movie on my list that would probably increase its rating after a second viewing.

My fourth favorite movie stands in direct contrast to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Whereas Scott Pilgrim was a clean, sharp film, my number 4 favorite movie was relatively muddled on multiple levels. However, unlike Scott Pilgrim, I didn’t think “Hell ya! This is awesome.”, I felt it! My 4th favorite movie of 2010 is Kick-Ass. This movie has the best action/fight scenes of any movie I have seen since The Matrix and definitely lives up to its title.

On January 8th, I was quite sure my third favorite movie of 2010 would be my first. That is because my top three movies from last year were all comedies, and this movie is funnier than all three. I have nothing interesting to say about this movie except that it is really funny, start to finish. My stomach hurt from laughing when I left the theater. My 3rd favorite movie of 2010 is Youth in Revolt.

There seems to be a critical consensus that 2010 was a weaker year for movies than 2009, I clearly disagree when the top three movies of 2010 are better than the best movie of 2009.

It should be clear by this point that I have a really unsophisticated taste in movies. I largely hate slow paced character studies, independent movies, etc…. Give me a blockbuster or I will likely be bored. That is why I was shocked by how much I loved my second favorite movie of 2010. This movie has amazing scenes of both suspense and comedy, and the realism of situations, people, and relationships serve only to heighten these moments. This movie is about how to live life without ever being obvious or preachy. My 2nd favorite movie of 2010 is The Kids Are All Right.

Without further ado, my favorite movie of 2010 is The Social Network. This is a flawless, amazing movie. Aaron Sorkin is the best writer in Hollywood and this is the best thing he has ever written. Each moment of dialog is like the best moments of West Wing dialog, but backed with amazing acting, cinematography, and score. This movie a brilliant depiction of things from the mundane to the amazing, from using computers to solve problems, through the internal conflict of a geek that wants to be cool and the relationships he builds up and tears down, to the amazing concept that we live in a world where a person with an idea can manipulate bytes on a hard drive and change the nature of human connections.

I think a real testament to the quality and complexity of the story is the different way people can and have interpret it. Many critics read Mark Zuckerberg as a sort of villain in this film, others read him as a sort of tragic figure. Place me a third, admittedly less well represented, category of people who believe Mark Zuckerberg is a straight up hero, neither evil nor tragic. He is not a bad guy that screws over people and he doesn’t fail to maintain relationships with people because he is incapable, he rationally rises above relationships that hold him back to execute his vision.

As a smaller of point, though perhaps of greater relevancy to this blog, if you were to create a list of most accurate depictions of computers in films, The Social Network would have to top that list and would likely be the only movie at all that could be placed on such a list.

Finally, I want to call out a few of the overrated and bad movies of 2010. The Girl Who Played With Fire is a really poor follow up to, the fairly good, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. A series that had been very grounded up to that point, finishes its second movie with a scene out of Kill Bill. I am an adult male who likes kids movies, but the chorus of people praising Despicable Me baffles me. The movie is shockingly unfunny and quite boring. The award for most overrated movie of 2010 however has to go to Winter’s Bone. It won Sundance Grand Jury prize and topped the AV Club’s 2010 list. However, it was an actively boring movie obnoxiously in love with its own melodrama. Finally, Cop Out deserves some sort of runner up prize. It isn’t as bad as the rest of these films, but I expect more from Kevin Smith.

The movies I saw in 2010 were Youth in Revolt, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Valentine’s Day, The Ghost Writer, Cop Out, Alice in Wonderland, Green Zone, She’s Out of My League, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Hot Tub Time Machine, How to Train Your Dragon, Date Night, Kick-Ass, Edge of Darkness, Exit Through the Gift Shop, The Losers, Iron Man 2, MacGruber, Shrek Forever After, Get Him to the Greek, Splice, The A-Team, The Karate Kid, Winter’s Bone, Toy Story 3, Despicable Me, The Kids Are All Right, The Girl Who Played With Fire, Inception, Dinner for Schmucks, The Other Guys, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Easy A, The Social Network, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, and The Town.

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Tweeter – SQL Injection Practice

I put together a microblogging site called Tweeter for the web security workshop at work to practice SQL injection attacks against. Everyone seemed to have fun with it, so I refactored the code base so anyone can give it a go.

The goal is to exploit SQL injection vulnerabilities to post something embarrassing (anything you want) on Tweeter as the user ‘agentgill‘. Once you have successfully hacked one version of Tweeter, you will be given a link to an improved version of the site. There are four versions of the site in total, each containing new features and improved security.

Once you click the create link below to start, you will be given your own instance of the four Tweeter sites to hack against. This instance will be deleted after two hours. At any time you can create a fresh instance of Tweeter by reclicking the create link below.

Create a Tweeter instance.

If you would like to download the Tweeter source code, either to cheat or to deploy on your own machine, it can be found here. To run Tweeter locally you will need PHP 5 (with magic quotes turned off), PDO, and SQLite.

If you have any questions or advice feel free to comment on this post or get in touch with me some other way (my username on Twitter, Facebook, and GMail is jmchilton).

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My Top 9 and Bottom 3 Movies of 2009

Below is a list of my favorite movies of 2009. If you care about the pool these movies were drawn from, at the bottom of this post is a list of the 37 movies that reached wide release in 2009 that I saw.

  1. The Hangover – Brilliant comedy. This movie is both filled with ridicules gags but also some fairly good character and story arcs. Zach Galifianakis steals the show with several amazing one liners.
  2. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – Obviously this movie has a different sort of humor than The Hangover, but it is just as funny. I put The Hangover above this movie because I think The Hangover was generally more ambitious (non-linear story telling, live animals, etc…).
  3. I Love You Man – Another truly great comedy. Of these top three comedies this has the most soul and the most to say. The reason it falls below The Hangover and Cloudy is the awkward moments (ala The Office). I know some people really like that kind of comedy, I am just not a fan.
  4. Avatar – This movie was the very definition of epic. I like to compare this movie to the Lord of the Rings movies, because those movies are my gold standard for epic adventure movies. 85% of Avatar is better than 85% of any of those movies (though just barely), but those movies are great and epic 100% of the time. Avatar completely fails 15% of the time, the dialog can be just so awful and the casting choices so curious. If they had spent 2% of the effort they spent on animation on the screen play this movie would be number 1.
  5. Watchmen – I am going to say it, I liked the movie better than the graphic novel. It is really fine story telling, with a unique and adult take on the comic book movie genre that I captured the soul of the graphic novel well.
  6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – Another really solid Harry Potter movie. I think this is only the second movie that I thought was better than the corresponding book (the other being Chamber of Secrets). Unfortunately the ending really fell flat though, everything happened so fast that you didn’t get the same sense of panic and desperation depicted in the book.
  7. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen – I don’t need to defend myself! Robots fighting each other rock. As does Megan Fox running in slow motion while explosions happen behind her. This movie has both of those things in abundance.
  8. Funny People – Another really good comedy with a lot of soul. The story telling, while personal and touching, just wasn’t as tight as it should have been.
  9. 500 Days of Summer – This is really well put together movie. The visual style is crisp and vibrant. The story telling was as good as any movie on this list, I am just not sure the actual story was.

Honorable Mentions – Bruno, The Informant, District 9, Up

My least favorite movies of 2009.

  1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop – Brutally awkward, I could not watch more than 20 minutes of this movie.
  2. Star Trek – Wonderful performances, awe inspiring moments that brought back all of the best emotions Star Trek has ever inspired. The first 15 minutes are truly great. Ultimately though the movie is emblematic of everything I hate about J J Abrams. He always must do the craziest, biggest thing to elicit an emotional reaction that is completely undeserved. Trust me I don’t need much subtlety Transformers is on my list after all, but J J Abrams never meets my very low bar.
  3. Where the Wild Things Are – Truly and profoundly boring. Beautiful visuals need to be backed up by a story, and this movie just did not have one. I really regret falling asleep during The Fantastic Mr. Fox, but I equally regret not sleeping through more of this movie.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Taken
Coraline
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Watchmen
Duplicity
I Love You, Man
Monsters vs. Aliens
Adventureland
State of Play
Star Trek
The Brothers Bloom
Up
The Hangover
Away We Go
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
BrĂ¼no
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
(500) Days of Summer
Funny People
District 9
The Time Traveler’s Wife
9
The Informant!
Jennifer’s Body
Capitalism: A Love Story
The Invention of Lying
Whip It
Zombieland
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Couples Retreat
Where the Wild Things Are
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Up in the Air
Avatar
Sherlock Holmes

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Letter to Congressman Keith Ellison on Health Care Reform

Congressman Keith Ellison,

I am a liberal Democrat from Columbia Heights, who proudly voted for you in 2006 and 2008. I gave money to your campaign when I was a struggling college student. Like you, I support universal single payer health care. Nonetheless, the current debate could result in a health care system that is either better or worse than the one we have right now.

Health care reform that includes an individual mandate but not a public option amounts to a new regressive tax that Americans must pay to the worst corporations, either directly or through their taxes. If history is any indication, this new tax promises to increase every year and out pace inflation dramatically. The American people are struggling right now and do not deserve to have to suffer more. The health insurance companies are making ridicules profits on the back of sick Americans and they do not deserve to make more. This outcome is entirely unacceptable. If the Democrats pass legislation in that form, I believe that lower and middle income families and wealthy liberals will have to seriously question which party better represents their interests. Doing nothing (the Republican plan) is better than an individual mandate without a public option.

If you were to come out and state strongly and unequivocally that you will not vote for health care reform that includes a mandate but does not include a public option, you will have a powerful affect on the debate and you will be doing what is right. If house Democrats like you are strong enough, you can win this fight with the Senate or at very least scuttle a bad bill.

If you vote for compromise legislation that includes no mandate and no public option, but that does include common sense measures like barring recision and preventing access to care based on preexisting conditions that is great. But if you vote for health care reform that includes a mandate but does not include the public option, I will give money to a primary challenger I am sure will surface against you in 2010, and if you win that primary I will vote for a candidate from another party for the first time in my life.

John Chilton

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Letter to Senator Amy Klobachar on Health Care Reform

Senator Amy Klobachar,

I am a liberal Democrat from Minnesota, who voted for you in 2006. I am somewhat disappointed by the current health care debate because I am strongly believe in universal single payer health care. That said I believe a strong public option, as the one passed by the house Democrats could be a huge step forward.

That said, health care reform that includes an individual mandate but not a public option amounts to a new regressive tax that Americans must pay to the worst corporations, either directly or through their taxes. If history is any indication, this new tax promises to increase every year and out pace inflation dramatically. The American people are struggling right now and do not deserve to have to suffer more. The health insurance companies are making ridicules profits on the back of sick Americans and they do not deserve to make more. This outcome is entirely unacceptable. If the Democrats pass legislation in that form, I believe that lower and middle income families and wealthy liberals will have to seriously question which party better represents their interests. Doing nothing (the Republican plan) is better than an individual mandate without a public option.

If you were to come out and state strongly and unequivocally that you will not vote for health care reform that includes a mandate but does not include a public option, you will have a powerful affect on the debate and you will be doing what is right. If the Democrats continue to insist on needing 60 votes to past this reform, your vote is necessary and you can have as much sway as Senator Conrad on this issue. Even if the Democrats decide to pass this legislation with 51 votes, all it takes is a few Democrats in the Senate to demand the public option or no mandate and you guys win. Hence, the American people win.

If you vote for legislation that includes no mandate and no public option, but that does include common sense measures like barring recision and preventing access to care based on preexisting conditions that is great. But if you vote for health care reform that includes a mandate but does not include the public option, I will give money to a primary challenger I am sure will surface against you in 2012, and if you win that primary I will vote for a Republican for the first time in my life.

John Chilton

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Letter to Senator Al Franken on Health Care Reform

Senator Al Franken,

I was very excited when you took office. I listened to show your show religiously on Air America and my wife and I contributed to your campaign. I am writing you because you have said repeatedly that you want to be a senator in mold of Paul Wellstone, who represented the Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party. That wing and the American people need a strong voice in Senate right now, I think you can and should be that voice.

Health care reform that includes an individual mandate but not a public option amounts to a new regressive tax that Americans must pay to the worst corporations, either directly or through their taxes. If history is any indication, this new tax promises to increase every year and out pace inflation dramatically. The American people are struggling right now and do not deserve to have to suffer more. The health insurance companies are making ridicules profits on the back of sick Americans and they do not deserve to make more. This outcome is entirely unacceptable. If the Democrats pass legislation in that form, I believe that lower and middle income families and wealthy liberals will have to seriously question which party better represents their interests. Doing nothing (the Republican plan) is better than an individual mandate without a public option.

If you were to come out and state strongly and unequivocally that you will not vote for health care reform that includes a mandate but does not include a public option, you will have a powerful affect on the debate and you will be doing what is right. If the Democrats continue to insist on needing 60 votes to past this reform, your vote is necessary and you can have as much sway as Senator Conrad on this issue. Even if the Democrats decide to pass this legislation with 51 votes, all it takes is a few Democrats in the Senate to demand the public option or no mandate and you guys win. Hence, the American people win.

John Chilton

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